Ohio College Student Fakes British Accent for 5 Years, Refuses to Come Clean Because it Will Ruin Her Friendships: 'I Just Wanted to Seem More Interesting'

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    A pretty young woman standing outdoors holding laptop computer
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    Am I the bad guy for faking an accent for 5 years? Now everyone thinks I’m moving to “my home country” but I’m actually from Ohio?

    so here's the thing. i've been faking a british accent for the past 5 years. it started as a joke freshman year at asu during orientation. i thought it would be funny to do it just for the day, but people started buying
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    it, and for some reason i just kept going with it. every time i met someone new, i used the accent and eventually it became part of who i was.
    via u/notactuallybritishi
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    now i'm about to graduate, and literally everyone in my life thinks i'm from england. i've told people stories about "growing up in london," shared fake experiences about british schools, and even made up a whole background of where my
    via u/notactuallybritishi
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    A couple of kids that are sitting at a table
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    "family" lives in the uk. it got to the point where professors even made small comments about my accent, and i just kept up the act.
    via u/notactuallybritishi
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    it's gotten so bad that people are throwing me a big graduation party themed around my "britishness." they've been doing these dumb british- themed things like practicing british slang and talking about how much they're going to
    via u/notactuallybritishi
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    Three British flags hanging on a clothes line
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    miss my "british charm." i don't know why i didn't stop it sooner, but here we are. the problem is, i'm not british. at all. i'm from ohio, and i've never even been to england. my
    via u/notactuallybritishi
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    family back home knows nothing about this, and i don't even think they could pull off a fake british act if i tried to get them involved. i thought about coming clean, but it would destroy everything—my friendships, my
    via u/notactuallybritishi
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    reputation, everything i've built these last few years. aita for starting this whole mess? i just wanted to seem more interesting, and now i don't know how to get out of it.
    via u/notactuallybritishi
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    Lostinny001 Two choices come clean or move to the UK and make it real...
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    [deleted] This is going to make life awkward if you run into any of them in the workplace.... YTA
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    Any_Incident_9272 No one thinks you're British. So not the AH, but definitely the laughing stock. Congrats!
    via u/Any_Incident_9272
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    bronzepixel4320 you dug you grave, now you lay in it. i get it, but there was no need to fake it in the first place just to seem more interesting i'd just confess, because it will come out somehow someday, and it'd be better if the truth came from you. i wish the best for you
    via u/bronzepixel4320
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    cacao64 I mean who else would be the AH in this case? Just you.
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    Still-Preference5464 Lol I bet any Brit knew it was fake
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    Stoic_Honest_Truth YTA If it is true it is the most hilarious thing in the world. If that is the case, you should just do a big annunciation during that party saying that from now on you will adopt an American accent as you want to stay in America forever :D This way you can come out kind of clean at least on the speech side :D
    via u/Stoic_Honest_Truth
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    Fabulous_Cry_7816 You are a sociopath - get help!
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